You know you're pregnant when...

1) your toddler adds "throwing up" with mommy as one of his favorite morning activities
2) greasy food and processed cheese seem to be the only cure for nausea
3) "but you just ate" is something your husband says several times a day
4) you start referring to your toddlers nap time as "our" nap time
5) as annoying as Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is...you look forward to the 30 min. rest time
6) your toddler is no longer eating proper meals because he shares your hourly snack (don't worry I save the greasy food and processed cheese for after his bed time)
7) you treat yourself to an Auntie Annie's pretzel and scarf it down so no one can ask for a piece (meanwhile no one should ever ask for a pregnant ladies snack...Zack is the only person that can get away with that)
8) your toddler ruins any dinner he would have had because he found and ate your bedside saltines
9) you start to wonder if your "I need to eat/sleep meltdown" is worse than your toddlers
10) you can no longer listen to country music/watch hallmark movies without tearing up (although the "Love" saga marathon while Adam was gone was totally worth it)
11) your husband hates having crumbs in the bed but has no right to say anything about it (or several other annoying habits) for the next several months
12) you are appalled that anyone would mow THEIR lawn during YOUR nap.
13) you asked your husband a question and after he gives you an answer you wonder what it was that you asked
14) it's acceptable to pick at food at a dinner party before dinner is served, run to the bathroom without excusing yourself and return after vomiting to continue picking at the food

I'll keep adding to the list as more things happen...ahhhh pregnancy...all you can do is laugh about it.